Anarchist calisthenics

Today’s TDC says

A suggestion linked by Austin Kleon in his newsletter

“Every day or so break some trivial law that makes no sense, even if it’s only jaywalking. Use your own head to judge whether a law is just or reasonable. That way, you’ll keep trim; and when the big day comes, you’ll be ready.” (Or, in the words of Wendell Berry, “Every day do something that won’t compute.”)

What trivial law will you break today?

Well, this is a tricky one. For one thing, in we think that rules about remix are just made to be broken. But, on the other hand, this blog is public – so I would say that my approach to rule breaking in my professional life is Kantian. This means that when acting on behalf of my institution I always keep the rules, however silly I think they might be. However, as a scholar is is my public duty to Sapere Aude (dare to be wise) – so I must say  publicly how silly I think a particular rule might be. This is from Kant, An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment). And I would never, ever, shirk off my daily work to write this blog post or play at remix. No, no me, never!

So here’s a poem I wrote in my scheduled and allowed tea break:

Aude somniare

When your work day is dragging,
Put down your work and dare to dream
Watch the clouds scuttle across the sky
Turn up the volume on your radio and sing along to your farourite song
Dance around the room with a hairbrush as a mic
Play hopscotch on your way between boring work meetings
And find pictures of those in charge and decorate them with wigs and facial hair
Share these small acts of resistance as you will
And always remember to smile like a crocodile

 

 

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What Have You Fixed Lately?

Leopard print jacket
Leopard print jacket flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license
Today’s TDC says

Show us a photo of something you recently fixed or made better.

When my SiL was clearing out my MiL’s flat she came across a bag of knitting. Inside was a jacket, half finished. We both remembered it as a project we’d seen a few years ago, quietly cleared away. Shona asked if I’d like it, and I said I would. It’s been sitting on my knitting chest since the beginning of this year while I made sense of where to start on it. There was no indication of what row had last been knitted, so first I had to work that out. This wasn’t as easy as I’d hoped as the pattern has 23 different coloured yarns and Morag had noted down three different versions of how the yarns she had chosen corresponded to those in the original pattern. She’d also altered the pattern to make it smaller, but I did work that out from the markings on the chart. Finally, and this puzzled me a great deal, the last row she’d knitted had started with one row on the chart and finished with another, and she’d dropped a stitch. I think these last mistakes were the ones that made her decide to put it away. Still, on a rainly morning on holiday this year I puzzled it all out and made a start. At the weekend I cast off the ribbing for the last piece of the body and I am now knitting the two sleeves. Wish me luck!

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Flat Earth

Today’s TDC says

What do you think would happen if the earth was flat? Tell us, or show us. Be original!

I immediately thought of what a cat would do … so here’s a pic of a cat, sitting on the earth, having pushed all the countries off onto the floor.

Flat earth, with cat
Flat earth, with cat flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

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Type into a cube

Today’s TDC  says

Type in cube does just what it says – it puts your words into a cube. Write something inspirational* and share it with us.

* or write anything you like, inspirational or not.

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Dictating to a baby elephant

Todays TDC says

“Imagine how you might feel about your writing if instead of typing it on a computer or writing it longhand you were dictating it to a baby elephant holding a stylus in his trunk.” This provocation comes from Stephen Nachmanovitch Free Play: Improvisation in life and art, p37-8.  The suggestion is that inspiration comes straight from the heart, but sometimes needs to be explained or translated. Our Muse is the vehicle of that translation.

What would you dictate to that baby elephant?

I felt like doing some drawing today, so here’s my doodle of an elephant holding a crayon

Elephant with stylus
Elephant with stylus flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

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World Animal Day

Today’s TDC says

4th October is World Animal Day. Make some art to celebrate your favourite animal

I decided to celebrate the puffin, so I headed over to Flickr and searched my images there. Here’s a picture I took in 2018 when we took a boat from Mull to Lunga.

Puffin
Puffin flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (BY-NC-SA 2.0) license

I also put an arty filter over it, but I think I prefer puffins as they are in nature.

Artified puffin
Artified puffin flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

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Silent Sunday

Lochwinnoch
Lochwinnoch flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

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Paper plane

Today’s TDC says

Make a paper plane and show it to us.

Either make a photo of it, or film it in full flight (extra applause for a plane that flies well).

Straight away I heard the Quo singing in my head, so I found it on YouTube (see bottom of post). Now, I know how to make a paper plane, but I wondered about making a fancy one. I found instructions from the Glasgow Science Centre and followed them … to discover it’s just the basic design I usually make. Oh, well.

Paper plane
Paper plane flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

I decorated it anyway

Paper plane
Paper plane flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

Paper plane
Paper plane flickr photo by NomadWarMachine shared under a Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0) license

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War Pigs

Today’s TDC says

Audrey Watters‏ said, “repetition of the word ‘masses’ in the first 2 lines of Black Sabbath’s War Pigs is the most disappointing failure of imagination in the history of rhyme.”

So let’s give Geezer some help. What else could he have used for the second line? Rhyme on.

Well, actually I don’t mind the repetition – as it reminds me that there is more than one meaning of ‘masses’, but here goes. I tried a couple of my own:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches in dark glasses

or

Generals gathered in dark glasses
Just like witches at black masses

And they I asked ChatGPT, which was- um – not great. I asked

can you please rewrite the first two lines of this song so there is no repetition of the word ‘masses’. It gave me:

Option 1 – closest to the original:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at midnight gatherings

Option 2 – darker:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at darkened masses

Option 3 – more natural:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at their blackest rites

Option 4 – keeps the “black” imagery:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at blackened rites

So I said:

please ensure the first two lines still rhyme

And got:

Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches at their darkened passes

Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches casting blackened glasses (more surreal)

Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches practising their classes (less sinister)

Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches in their shadowed passes

Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches at their midnight passes

I think mine are better.

 

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Canyon Groove

Today’s TDC says

Canyon Groove is a site that allows you to create songs out of mountains, by imagining those lines as grooves in a vinyl record. The download button didn’t work for us but there is a share button. See what songs are singing in one of the mountains.

I played around with the settinga and recorded my tune using the built in Windows snipping tool and uploaded it to Youtube – it’s a bit quiet, so apologies for that!

 

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